Dirty Dams, Done Dirt Cheap
If you're havin' trouble with Queensland Health,
It's givin' you the blues
You wanna switch focus to somethin' else,
And get it off the News.
Just Propose a Dam, even if it's a sham,
Up Mary Valley way,
No-one's gonna care what they think,
They don't vote Labour anyway!
REFRAIN
Dirty dams - Done Dirt Cheap!
Dirty dams - Done Dirt Cheap!
Dirty dams - Done Dirt Cheap!
(Dirty dams and they're done dirt cheap)
(Dirty dams and they're done dirt cheap)
You gotta water crisis, so they say,
You need to have a plan,
Those Brisbane voters need to hose their driveways,
- You'd better build a dam.
Lungfish, cod and turtle, who's gonna care,
just make a social call,
Tell foreign investors they can come right in,
And have themselves a ball! Eh!
REFRAIN
Dirty deals - Done Damn Cheap!
Dirty deals - Done Damn Cheap!
Dirty deals - Done Damn Cheap!
(Dirty deals and they're done Damn cheap) Oh...
(Dirty deals and they're done Damn cheap)
SOLO
Cate Molloy's a problem and you want her gone,
But you ain't got the guts
Greenies are naggin' at you night 'n' day,
Enough to drive you nuts
Just remember Paradise, It'll work for you twice,
It's a fantastic scam.
Dodge the EPBC, Campbell's happy to be,
Your backdoor man! Hey!
REFRAIN
Dirty dams - Done Dirt Cheap!
Dirty dams - Done Dirt Cheap!
Dirty dams - Done Dirt Cheap!
(Dirty dams and they're done dirt cheap) Yeah...
(Dirty dams and they're done dirt cheap)
Grout curtains... arsenic dips... fish ladders.... done dirt cheap!
Ooh! quarries... contracts... high voltage! Done dirt cheap!
(Dirty dams) Do anything you want me to! (Done Dirt Cheap!)
(Dirty dams) Dirty dams! Dirty dams!
Done Dirt Cheap!
Yah-rawr!
It's givin' you the blues
You wanna switch focus to somethin' else,
And get it off the News.
Just Propose a Dam, even if it's a sham,
Up Mary Valley way,
No-one's gonna care what they think,
They don't vote Labour anyway!
REFRAIN
Dirty dams - Done Dirt Cheap!
Dirty dams - Done Dirt Cheap!
Dirty dams - Done Dirt Cheap!
(Dirty dams and they're done dirt cheap)
(Dirty dams and they're done dirt cheap)
You gotta water crisis, so they say,
You need to have a plan,
Those Brisbane voters need to hose their driveways,
- You'd better build a dam.
Lungfish, cod and turtle, who's gonna care,
just make a social call,
Tell foreign investors they can come right in,
And have themselves a ball! Eh!
REFRAIN
Dirty deals - Done Damn Cheap!
Dirty deals - Done Damn Cheap!
Dirty deals - Done Damn Cheap!
(Dirty deals and they're done Damn cheap) Oh...
(Dirty deals and they're done Damn cheap)
SOLO
Cate Molloy's a problem and you want her gone,
But you ain't got the guts
Greenies are naggin' at you night 'n' day,
Enough to drive you nuts
Just remember Paradise, It'll work for you twice,
It's a fantastic scam.
Dodge the EPBC, Campbell's happy to be,
Your backdoor man! Hey!
REFRAIN
Dirty dams - Done Dirt Cheap!
Dirty dams - Done Dirt Cheap!
Dirty dams - Done Dirt Cheap!
(Dirty dams and they're done dirt cheap) Yeah...
(Dirty dams and they're done dirt cheap)
Grout curtains... arsenic dips... fish ladders.... done dirt cheap!
Ooh! quarries... contracts... high voltage! Done dirt cheap!
(Dirty dams) Do anything you want me to! (Done Dirt Cheap!)
(Dirty dams) Dirty dams! Dirty dams!
Done Dirt Cheap!
Yah-rawr!